Question: What d0 y0u get when y0u cr0ss a pig and a centipede?!
Answer: Bac0n and legs.
Question: Why can’t a bl0nde girls dial 911?
Answer: Becouse they can’t find the eleven.
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that J0hnny isn’t paying attenti0n, s0 she asks him, «If there are three ducks sitting 0n a fence, and y0u sh00t 0ne, h0w many are left?» J0hnny says, «N0ne.» The teacher asks, «Why?» J0hnny says, «Because the sh0t scared them all 0ff.» The teacher says, «N0, tw0, but I like h0w y0u’re thinking.» J0hnny asks the teacher, «If y0u see three w0men walking 0ut 0f an ice cream parl0r, 0ne is licking her ice cream, 0ne is sucking her ice cream, and 0ne is biting her ice cream, which 0ne is married?» The teacher says, «The 0ne sucking her ice cream.» J0hnny says, «N0, the 0ne with the wedding ring, but I like h0w y0u’re thinking!)
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